IN A WORLD FULL OF WINNERS AND LOSERS TWO MEN HAVE RISEN EVEN HIGHER THAN BEFORE TO BRING YOU THE RETURN OF THE MOST ANTICIPATED SHOW ON DA:




THE DIRT SHEET


Hi, I'm Aira, and in 2010 I resolve to bury all Spartans to their demise.

Okay, and I am the Kharismatic K, Mr.K

People, it's been a long time since myself and Mr.K host the dirt sheet, but we're back to bring you more fun and laughter combined

So sit back and relax because we are back to terrorize more Spartans and have fun, because we can.

First off, let's talk about Leonidas, well, what is there to talk about? He's gay, a virgin, nerd and a loser.



Despite all that, our show today still focuses on a man from the unshaved armpit era.

But, we recently learned that Leonidas father had just passed away during new years eve.

Leonidas old man is dead?

Yes, and now with us is Leonidaz himself to conduct a special interview for his father death.


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Thanks guys, you know I....

Not another word unless you are asked to answer Leonidas, now tell me what is your dad cause of death?

He chocked on a can of tuna

Tuna? Wow, when does this happen?

He was trying to open the tuna can with his teeth, until I came in and shouted happy new year at his ear. He got surprise and ended up swallowing that tuna can

Your dad is and idiot. Haven't he heard of a can opener?

We Spartans were train to open canned meals by using our teeth.

Okay Leonidas, now, is there anything you like to say to your dad now?

Dad, I love you man, you are like the sun to me, and now I'm just lost without you, I promise I'll always take care of my groupies, and the sweater that you kite for me daddy

Sweater? What sweater?

Yes, I didn't brought it. I only wears it on a special occasions

Did you wear that sweater during your dad's funeral?

Dad!!!! I miss You!!!!!

We brought a guess here Leonidaz, to recite a poem specially for you to ease the pain that you are going through, Jessie and James take it away

Ehem!

With deepest regrets and tears that are soaked,
I'm sorry to hear your dad finally croaked.
He lived a full life on his own terms,
Soon he'll be buried and eaten by worms.

But if we could have a son as stupid as you,
we'd have wished for cancer so I would die too.
So be brave, and be strong, get your life back on track
'Cause the old bastard's dead and he ain't never comin' back!



Why? You didn't like that poem?

Quit staring at me!!!


So leonidas, In honor of your dad, we will induct him to the Dirt Sheet segment, REAL MEN OF GREATNESS.

The Dirt Sheet Presents :

REAL MEN OF GREATNESS featuring : Leonidas Dead Father

Oh Leonidas father, why? Why? Why? Why do you have to die and leave leonidas in this world with us? Why? WHY!!!???

Ok K, that's quite enough.



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Hye Leonidas

yes?

I'll be your Dad, Can I?

You can?

Yes I can

Edward, Please say "This Is Madness"

Eerrrrr... This is Madness?

NOOOO!!! This Is SPARTA!!!





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And that's all the time we have for this moment

Remember, In life there are winners and there are losers, Be Jealous