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The Dirt Sheet 34

Tue Jan 12, 2010, 4:44 AM
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IN A WORLD FULL OF WINNERS AND LOSERS TWO MEN HAVE RISEN EVEN HIGHER THAN BEFORE TO BRING YOU THE RETURN OF THE MOST ANTICIPATED SHOW ON DA:




:star::star::star::star::star::spotlight-left:THE DIRT SHEET:spotlight-right::star::star::star::star::star:


:iconaira18: Hi, I'm Aira, and in 2010 I resolve to bury all Spartans to their demise.

:iconthedirtsheet: Okay, and I am the Kharismatic K, Mr.K

:iconaira18: People, it's been a long time since myself and Mr.K host the dirt sheet, but we're back to bring you more fun and laughter combined

:iconthedirtsheet: So sit back and relax because we are back to terrorize more Spartans and have fun, because we can.

:iconaira18: First off, let's talk about Leonidas, well, what is there to talk about? He's gay, a virgin, nerd and a loser.

:iconleonidasplz::iconohshitplz:

:iconthedirtsheet: Despite all that, our show today still focuses on a man from the unshaved armpit era.

:iconaira18: But, we recently learned that Leonidas father had just passed away during new years eve.

:iconthedirtsheet: Leonidas old man is dead?

:iconaira18: Yes, and now with us is Leonidaz himself to conduct a special interview for his father death.


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:iconleonidasplz: Thanks guys, you know I....

:iconaira18: Not another word unless you are asked to answer Leonidas, now tell me what is your dad cause of death?

:iconsadspartaplz: He chocked on a can of tuna

:iconaira18: Tuna? Wow, when does this happen?

:iconsadspartaplz: He was trying to open the tuna can with his teeth, until I came in and shouted happy new year at his ear. He got surprise and ended up swallowing that tuna can

:iconthedirtsheet: Your dad is and idiot. Haven't he heard of a can opener?

:iconsadspartaplz: We Spartans were train to open canned meals by using our teeth.

:iconaira18: Okay Leonidas, now, is there anything you like to say to your dad now?

:iconsadspartaplz: Dad, I love you man, you are like the sun to me, and now I'm just lost without you, I promise I'll always take care of my groupies, and the sweater that you kite for me daddy

:iconaira18: Sweater? What sweater?

:iconsadspartaplz: Yes, I didn't brought it. I only wears it on a special occasions

:iconthedirtsheet: Did you wear that sweater during your dad's funeral?

:iconsadspartaplz: Dad!!!! I miss You!!!!!

:iconaira18: We brought a guess here Leonidaz, to recite a poem specially for you to ease the pain that you are going through, Jessie and James take it away

:iconpreparefortroubleplz::iconandmakeitdoubleplz: Ehem!

With deepest regrets and tears that are soaked,
I'm sorry to hear your dad finally croaked.
He lived a full life on his own terms,
Soon he'll be buried and eaten by worms.

But if we could have a son as stupid as you,
we'd have wished for cancer so I would die too.
So be brave, and be strong, get your life back on track
'Cause the old bastard's dead and he ain't never comin' back!

:iconsadspartaplz: :iconcryingplz:

:iconaira18: Why? You didn't like that poem?

:iconsadspartaplz: Quit staring at me!!!
:iconpreparefortroubleplz::iconsadspartaplz::iconandmakeitdoubleplz:

:iconaira18: So leonidas, In honor of your dad, we will induct him to the Dirt Sheet segment, REAL MEN OF GREATNESS.

The Dirt Sheet Presents :

REAL MEN OF GREATNESS featuring : Leonidas Dead Father

:iconthedirtsheet: Oh Leonidas father, why? Why? Why? Why do you have to die and leave leonidas in this world with us? Why? WHY!!!???

:iconaira18: Ok K, that's quite enough.



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:iconedwardcullenplz: Hye Leonidas :D

:iconsadspartaplz: yes?

:iconedwardcullenplz: I'll be your Dad, Can I?

:iconsadspartaplz: You can?

:iconedwardcullenplz: Yes I can :)

:iconsadspartaplz: Edward, Please say "This Is Madness"

:iconedwardcullenplz: Eerrrrr... This is Madness?

:iconspartaplz: NOOOO!!! This Is SPARTA!!!

:iconspartaplz::iconedwardcullenplz:
:iconkickass1plz::iconkickass2plz::iconhole-plz:


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:iconaira18: And that's all the time we have for this moment

:iconthedirtsheet: Remember, In life there are winners and there are losers, Be Jealous



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Comments


:iconyami-karas:
Thanks for fav nwn <3

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:iconaira18:
Welcome :)

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:iconfakekimono:
Thank you very much for the watch sweetie! Happy New Year to you and your dear ones <3 :hug:

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:iconkiwi-nee:
Aira!!!!*slaps Aira with a fish*

how are chu...=w=;;;

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:iconaira18:
*aira eats the fish*
SUSHI!!!! :D

I;m fine thank you, btw, I am right there stalking behind you so don't turn around :iconstalkerplz:

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:iconkiwi-nee:
:icongwahplz:
GIMME SUSHI!!!!

*turns around*
...OAO!!!!!! AAAA A STALKER!!!!

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i love neko!
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My Army of Sushi Haterz :XD:

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:iconaira18:
want Sushi?
I give you something better, FUJI!
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now the sushi is all salty and you can't eat it, Hwahahahahaha
:iconevilplz:

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:iconkiwi-nee:
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I want MA SUSHI BAACCCK D<

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